Our Cruise Collection
Exclusive voyages through the world's most contested waterway. Each package crafted for the discerning traveler who refuses to compromise on experience—or danger.
The Diplomatic Passage
Our flagship 7-night cruise through the full strait. Includes gourmet dining, live entertainment, and a complimentary flak jacket. Formal attire required for dinner. Kevlar counts.
Cabin Tier Options
- • Inside Cabin — No porthole. Strategic choice.
- • Ocean View — Port-side discount available. (Nobody wants port side.)
- • Balcony Suite — Private balcony. Excellent for observation.
- • Captain's Quarters — He insisted on giving it up. Wouldn't say why.
Five-star culinary experience
Dodge & Dine Experience
A 3-night culinary adventure. Five-star tasting menu served on the top deck under the open sky. Each course is paired with a wine selected to complement the evening's threat level. Courses may be served in a hurry.
Included Experiences
- 5-course tasting menu nightly
- Sommelier-selected wine pairings
- Top-deck dining service
- Complimentary champagne reception
Blackout Night Special
One unforgettable night. All lights go off. All GPS goes off. Navigate by stars, prayer, and vibes. Dinner is served in complete darkness. You will not know what you're eating. You will not know where you are. That's the package.
What to Expect
- Complete sensory deprivation dining experience
- Celestial navigation and star-based orientation
- Heightened sensory awareness and connection
- Complimentary night-vision goggles (optional)
Complete darkness experience
Last-minute opportunity
The Last Minute Deal
We had a cancellation. Don't ask why. Departs tomorrow. No itinerary. No refunds. Bring your own life vest.
Important Details
- → Limited availability (1 cabin remaining)
- → Immediate confirmation required
- → Non-refundable, non-transferable
- → Surprise itinerary reveals upon departure
Cabin Tier Pricing Summary
| Cabin Type | Description | Price Adjustment |
|---|---|---|
| Inside Cabin | Interior stateroom, no porthole | Base price |
| Ocean View | Porthole cabin (port-side discount available) | +$800 |
| Balcony Suite | Private balcony with ocean views | +$2,200 |
| Captain's Quarters | Premium suite (he insisted on giving it up) | +$4,000 |
Ready to Book Your Voyage?
Select your preferred package above, or contact us directly with questions about cabin options, shore excursions, and special requests.
Limited availability. Book now. Seriously.
Shore Excursions & Add-Ons
Elevate your voyage with carefully curated experiences. Each excursion is designed to maximize your time in the world's most exclusive waterway.
Tehran Cultural Tour
Visit the former Supreme Leader's residence, now available for lunch reservations. The previous tenant left suddenly. Beautiful garden. Excellent ventilation.
Included with all packages
Drone Watching Deck Pass
Our top-deck observation lounge offers unobstructed views of the sky. Binoculars provided. What you see is not our responsibility. Our staff will help you identify makes and models.
Torpedo Alley Kayaking
For the adventurous traveler. Guided kayak tour through the strait's most active shipping lanes. Waivers required. Very long waivers.
Price varies by package
Easy Add-On
Select excursions during booking or request them in your inquiry.
Fully Guided
Expert guides accompany all shore excursions and deck passes.
Premium Experiences
Curated to complement your luxury voyage.
Ready to customize your voyage with exclusive add-ons?
Inquire About ExcursionsFrequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about your voyage through the world's most exclusive waterway.
Is it safe?
Define safe.
Why is the route through the Strait of Hormuz?
Availability.
Can I get travel insurance for this cruise?
We admire your optimism.
What's your cancellation policy?
The strait's cancellation policy supersedes ours.
Is the captain experienced?
He's survived every voyage so far.
Do you offer military discounts?
They're already out there for free.
What are the loud noises at night?
Part of the immersive experience.
Why does the ship zigzag?
Scenic routing.
Still have questions? We're here to help.
Contact UsReady to Embark on Your Voyage?
Limited availability. Seriously.
Questions? Contact us directly:
bookings@hormuzcruises.com